TOE 1: Captain, we have a problem.
BIG TOE: What is it Lieutenant?
TOE 1: It's the stomach. She's getting too much attention. We need a diversion and quick.
BIG TOE: I take it you have an idea.
TOE 1: I'm willing to take one for the team, Sir.
BIG TOE: Are you sure it's worth it, Flipper? Do the metatarsals know?
TOE 1: There's no other way, sir. We need to regain our ground. Permission to sprain?
BIG TOE: *sigh* Permission granted. And godspeed.
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Translation: Slipped at the pool today. Apparently my feet want more attention.
Disclaimer: The white stuff on my foot is the sticky goo from the tape that I used on my foot. Or maybe its fungus.
That is hilarious. What in the world goes on in that brain of yours? You are too creative with your thoughts.
ReplyDeleteow!!! That's the kind of pain that I keel over and nearly gag on; it hurts so bad to bang up the toes! I hope you feel better soon (all the way around)!
ReplyDeleteHow nice of your toes to help out your tummy! Ouch, though. I feel for you!
ReplyDeleteThis post is classic Emily!
You sure have a way w/ adding humor to tragedy!!
ReplyDeleteOUCH Lady! Hope your toe heals quickly! At least it's summer and you don't have to try to jam your feet into boots! That would stink - course then again you wouldn't be spraining your toe at the pool if it were winter...ok I'll stop talking now.
I am feeling a guilty pang. Well, at least you had fun at the cement pond.
ReplyDeleteVery funny post, not so funny pain. Thinking of you..
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Ouch! Hope you heal soon!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE diversion therapy!!!!
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