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Morgan to Grandpa: "You and Grandma are getting old, Grandpa. One day you'll go to heaven."

Grandpa: (Laughing) "Yes, you're right, Morgan. And you'll be there one day, too, right, Morgan?"

Morgan: "Yep."

I'm glad my in-laws have a sense of humor.

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Morgan was swinging with two friends next door. They were competing to see who could swing the highest. Morgan was going the least high. She didn't know I overheard this conversation.

Morgan: "I'm going the highest."

Friend: "No, you're not."

Morgan: "Well, my sister can go higher than you two."

Friend: "You don't have a sister."

Morgan: "Yes, I do. She's growing in my Mommy's tummy right now."