Theology 101

Theology 101: Morgan Style
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What Happens When You Jump From the Christmas Story to Other Biblical Stories and Don't Hear About Jesus Growing Up

Morgan: "Mom, is Jesus a baby now or a big boy?"

What I could have said: "Neither and both."
What I said instead: "Um... a big boy."

Morgan: "What about God? Is he a baby or a big boy?"

What I could have said: "Neither and both. By the way... God and Jesus are the same. And separate."
What I said instead: "Um... a big boy."

Morgan: "But only kids can say 'Jesus' and only big people can say 'God'?"

What I could have said: "For the love of Pete, will you stop bringing that up?"
What I said instead: "Righto."