Dear Marc and Sara-
I noticed that you're kiddo is pretty darn cute. I'm not too keen on pregnancy, what with the swollen legs and all. Since we're like family, I was thinking that maybe you'd consider surrogacy. For us, I mean. Not you. Us.
Think it over. We can offer chocolate chip cookies, free babysitting and BP gas cards in exchange for providing us with offspring. It's a good deal. Think it over.
Love, Emily
2 comments:
My friend, you are crazy. Although your offer of cookies and gas cards is tempting.
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