Fashion

If you haven't heard me say this a dozen times, I'll say it again: My prime responsibility as a parent is to keep Morgan alive. That's all. Forget learning ABCs or learning to share. Keep her alive.

Here is a photo demonstrating my point: Today Morgan decided to don this ensemble. It's not too terrible, you think, even though it clashes and it's a bit hot for today's summer weather. But wait... if you look closer you'll see that her skirt is in fact not a skirt. It's a shawl that she forced over her head and onto her waist. It's actually somewhat stuck on her until I force it off her little body.

So there are three reasons why I must redress this child:
1. She will pass out at the zoo today if she wears this.
2. Others will pass out laughing at her pink fetish; the fashion police may actually arrest her for disturbing the peace.
3. She can't breathe too well with the waist cinching.

Whew! And my father thinks I watch Oprah all day.