Morganisms

Morgan: "I'm rubbing my eyes on you."

Emily: "What does that mean?"

Morgan: "It means that I've got my eyes on you."

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Morgan: "I can't finish my grapes."

Emily: "Why not?"

Morgan: "It makes my heart useful."

Trying. Not to. Laugh. At her. New. Vocabulary.

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Morgan: "Mom, what is this part of my leg called?"

Emily: "That's your calf."

Morgan: "Oh. It doesn't work too good," she said, poking it.

Emily: "What do you mean?"

Morgan: "It doesn't jiggle. Like yours."

Note to self: Buy treadmill. Run hindquarters off as soon as baby is birthed.