A Song of Doctors

When life gives you 6 doctors to work with at once, write a song. Here's a little diddy I tossed off this afternoon.


To the tune of "Your Thigh Bone's Connected to Your Hip Bone..."


Your healthcare is connected to your
new job

Your new job will give you a
new prescription drug program

Your new drug program won't let you see your
neurologist

Your neurologist is far away from your
new home

The stress of it all will send you to the
gastroenterologist

The gastro doc will recommend a
general family practice

And when you think you're done with docs you'll
slip in the shower

Then you'll have to find yourself a
new podiatrist

And all this time you're wondering if
you want another baby

Even though you've already seen a
ferility specialist

And your ferility specialist is connected to
your credit card

And your credit card is connected to your
new job

And your new job will let you keep your
new house

But your new job may send you to the
crazy house

Not because the job is bad but because
the new healthcare program which is connected with the prescription drug program which is NOT connected with the dental program will send you to the funny farm.

TAA-DAAAAAA!