TOE 1: Captain, we have a problem.
BIG TOE: What is it Lieutenant?
TOE 1: It's the stomach. She's getting too much attention. We need a diversion and quick.
BIG TOE: I take it you have an idea.
TOE 1: I'm willing to take one for the team, Sir.
BIG TOE: Are you sure it's worth it, Flipper? Do the metatarsals know?
TOE 1: There's no other way, sir. We need to regain our ground. Permission to sprain?
BIG TOE: *sigh* Permission granted. And godspeed.
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Translation: Slipped at the pool today. Apparently my feet want more attention.
Disclaimer: The white stuff on my foot is the sticky goo from the tape that I used on my foot. Or maybe its fungus.
8 comments:
That is hilarious. What in the world goes on in that brain of yours? You are too creative with your thoughts.
ow!!! That's the kind of pain that I keel over and nearly gag on; it hurts so bad to bang up the toes! I hope you feel better soon (all the way around)!
How nice of your toes to help out your tummy! Ouch, though. I feel for you!
This post is classic Emily!
You sure have a way w/ adding humor to tragedy!!
OUCH Lady! Hope your toe heals quickly! At least it's summer and you don't have to try to jam your feet into boots! That would stink - course then again you wouldn't be spraining your toe at the pool if it were winter...ok I'll stop talking now.
I am feeling a guilty pang. Well, at least you had fun at the cement pond.
Very funny post, not so funny pain. Thinking of you..
K
Ouch! Hope you heal soon!
I LOVE diversion therapy!!!!
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